I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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