id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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