just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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