i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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