Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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