I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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