Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Randomize
