We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
We left an ass print on the piano.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
