Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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