I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Randomize
