I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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