So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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