Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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