Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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