Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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