I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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