My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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