i just google imaged poop.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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