In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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