so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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