its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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