he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Liz is crying about burritos again.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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