Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
All I want is dick and wine.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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