There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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