Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
where are my pants?
in the oven.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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