I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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