..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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