Duck Duck Cougar?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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