WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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