She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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