Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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