I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm determined to sit on that face.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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