i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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