so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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