I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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