Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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