I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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