i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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