I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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