This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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