You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
