Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
this will be a night to untag.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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