what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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