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I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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