Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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