y did u give ur computer a hand job?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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