? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
She needs sedatives and a leash
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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