Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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