i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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