I'm laying in your front yard are you home
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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