3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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