It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Is it because I queefed?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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