Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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