I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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