I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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