he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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